Post by faramirslover on Dec 6, 2006 6:25:41 GMT
Banner by eggowaffles.
Title: Kim’s Dream
Rated: G
Beta: Queencheeze
Summary: Kim has a dream and she and HT spend Christmas in Middle Earth.
Kim and HT had been friends for a long time, but they had not met each other. Therefore, this Christmas Kim had decided to go to Mobile, Alabama, to visit HT for the Holiday. So, she packed some clothes and got Frisky in his little kitty carrier, filled up the car, and headed out for Alabama. The weather was quite nice for a December day; Kim had the radio on and was singing along with the Christmas carols that were playing. As she pulled into the driveway, she saw HT and Angel sitting on the front porch. Kim got out of the car, grabbed Frisky’s carrier, and walked up to meet her dear friend. The girls hugged, and walked into the house. HT had a feast on waiting on the table, of all of Kim’s favorite foods. They ate and talked long into the night, and then both went to bed.
Kim woke up the next morning and she realized that she was not in HT’s house any more. She got out of bed, and she and Frisky went to look for HT and Angel. HT was sitting up in bed looking around. “Where are we Kim?”
Kim shrugged her shoulders, “I don’t know.”
The girls decided to go and have a look around; as they were walking, they noticed that people were wearing funny looking clothes. HT looked at Kim and said, “Looks like the people from Middle Earth.”
“What, are we in the Lord of the Rings age of time?” Kim asked.
“Well, do you see a Burger King or McDonald anywhere?” HT asked.
“Well no, but I am starving, lets see if we can find somewhere to get some breakfast.”
“Well, it looks like the only way to go is up,” HT said.
So, “go up” is what they did; they didn’t know how many tiers they had gone before they heard lots of talking and laughing. “Well let’s follow the noise and maybe we will find some food,” said Kim.
The girls followed the noise to a big room; they looked through the door and saw men, elves, hobbits, dwarfs, and wizards. They just looked at each other and then looked back into the room. “Well, hello.”
The girls jumped at the voice and turned around to see who had spoken. Kim’s mouth dropped as she saw the man standing there, for it was Faramir, the man who had haunted her dreams for years.
“We were just looking for something to eat, and we didn’t see any Burger King or McDonald anywhere,” Kim said all at once.
Faramir smiled at her and asked, “Who is the “Burger” King and who is McDonald?” But before she could, answer there was another voice. “Faramir, who are your friends?”
The girls turned to the voice, “Oh my God, look HT, it’s Aragorn!”
Aragorn smiled at Kim and HT. “Yes, I am Aragorn. Who may you be?”
“I am HT, and she is Kim. And we are not sure how we ended up here,” said HT.
“Well, we are just about to have our Christmas breakfast. Faramir, bring your friends in so that they can eat with us,” said Aragorn.
Faramir took each of them by the hand leading them into the room. “Hey, little brother, who are your new friends?” asked Boromir.
“This is HT and Kim and they have come to join us for Christmas,” smiled Faramir.
“Hello, ladies, I am Haldir, it is nice to meet you both.”
Kim was sitting between the brothers and HT was sitting between Haldir and Aragorn. They were given a plate of food and a mug of ale. Aragon stood, raised his mug to wish well to their guests.
Pippin stood, “I just want to know why they are wearing those funny looking clothes.”
“Pippin, that was not a very nice question to ask our guest,” laughed Gil-galad.
“But how did you two get here?” asked Celeborn.
“Well, I am not sure how we got here,” said Kim. “I remember driving to Alabama to meet HT and that we ate, talked, and laughed all night and then went to bed. And when we woke up we found ourselves here.”
“We are big fans of the Lord of the Rings books and movies,” said HT.
“We are in books and movies?” asked a confused Frodo.
“Yes, there are three books and three movies,” said Kim.
“What are in these books and movies?” asked Gandalf.
“They are about Frodo’s quest to destroy the One Ring,” answered HT.
“However, in the books and movies Boromir and Gil-galad died. So how is it that you two are still alive?” asked a confused Kim.
“Not that we are not happy that you two are alive,” said HT.
Boromir and Gil-galad looked at each other. “We are dead?” asked Boromir.
“I do not feel dead,’ said Gil-galad.
“Why are they dead in the books and movies?” asked Merry.
“I do not know, we did not write the books, J.R.R. Tolkien wrote them. In addition, Peter Jackson did the movies. But in the movies he had Haldir go to Helms Deep in which he died also,’ explained HT.
Before any one else could say anything Frisky and Angel jumped on the table to see what was going on. ‘Orcs!” yelled Gimli has he bought up his axe.
“NO!” yelled Kim and HT together; they grabbed the cats as Gimli axe hit the table, sending food everywhere.
“They are pets,’ said HT as she and Kim were patting the cats.
Faramir started to pet Frisky’s head. Frisky hopped out of Kim’s arms and snuggled against Faramir’s chest, licking his hand. This made Faramir smile, “He is gentle.”
“How do you all celebrate Christmas?” asked HT.
“Yeah, do you all sing Christmas songs?” asked Kim.
“Christmas songs?” asked Denethor.
“Aragorn, do you have a sewing shop here?” asked HT.
“A sewing shop?” asked a confused Aragorn.
“Yes, some place where you make your clothes,” said Kim.
“Yes, we do. Faramir, will you please take our guest to sewing house.”
Once they had gotten to the sewing house, they started to make Santa Clause hats for everyone. Haldir and Boromir had walked with Faramir to take the girls to the sewing house. The men looked at each other as Kim and HT were making the hats. When they got them all done they both put one on their heads and then on each of the men. They all went back to the hall and hand out the hats and even put a hat on Frisky and Angel. Of course, everyone looked at them with funny looks.
“Well, now what?” asked Sam.
“We sing Christmas songs,” said Kim.
“We do not know any,” said Merry.
“We are going to sing ‘The Twelve Days of Christmas’, Lord of the Rings style,.” said Kim.
Kim and HT started to sing:
On the first day of Christmas,
my true sons sent to me
A Smeagol in a pear tree.
On the second day of Christmas,
my true sons sent to me
Two white horses,
And a Smeagol in a pear tree.
On the third day of Christmas,
my true sons sent to me
Three Elven beauties,
Two white horses,
And a Smeagol in a pear tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true sons sent to me
Four calling Dwarves,
Three Elven beauties,
Two white horses,
And a Smeagol in a pear tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true sons sent to me
Five golden coins,
Four calling Dwarves,
Three Elven beauties,
Two white horses,
And a Smeagol in a pear tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true sons sent to me
Six Sarumans a-laying,
Five golden coins,
Four calling Dwarves,
Three Elven beauties,
Two white horses,
And a Smeagol in a pear tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true sons sent to me
Seven Saurons a-swimming,
Six Sarumans a-laying,
Five golden coins,
Four calling Dwarves,
Three Elven beauties,
Two white horses,
And a Smeagol in a pear tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true sons sent to me
Eight maids a-cooking,
Seven Saurons a-swimming,
Six Sarumans a-laying,
Five golden coins,
Four calling Dwarves,
Three Elven beauties,
Two white horses,
And a Smeagol in a pear tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true sons sent to me
Nine orcs dancing,
Eight maids a-cooking,
Seven Saurons a-swimming,
Six Sarumans a-laying,
Five golden coins,
Four calling Dwarves,
Three Elven beauties,
Two white horses,
And a Smeagol in a pear tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true sons sent to me
Ten stewards a-leaping,
Nine orcs dancing,
Eight maids a-cooking,
Seven Saurons a-swimming,
Six Sarumans a-laying,
Five golden coins,
Four calling Dwarves,
Three Elven beauties
Two white horses,
And a Smeagol in a pear tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true sons sent to me
Eleven Hobbits piping,
Ten stewards a-leaping,
Nine orcs dancing,
Eight maids a-cooking,
Seven Saurons a-swimming,
Six Sarumans a-laying,
Five golden coins,
Four calling Dwarves,
Three Elven beauties,
Two white horses,
And a Smeagol in a pear tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true sons sent to me
Twelve Kings drumming,
Eleven Hobbits piping,
Ten stewards a-leaping,
Nine orcs dancing,
Eight maids a-cooking,
Seven Saurons a-swimming,
Six Sarumans a-laying,
Five golden coins,
Four calling Dwarves,
Three Elven beauties,
Two white horses,
And a Smeagol in a pear tree!
After awhile everyone went to bed. Kim woke up and found herself back in HT’s house. She started to laugh so hard that HT came running in to see what was going on. Kim told her about the dream that she’d had about them spending Christmas in Middle Earth with all their favorite men.
“Well, that must have been a very good dream,” said HT with a smile.
