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Post by lindahoyland on Jul 11, 2006 5:41:27 GMT
Strange Quotes from England (found in another group I.m in, enjoy !) Jon Snow : "In a sense, Xiaoping's death was inevitable, wasn't it?" Expert : "Er, yes." (Channel 4 News) "If England are going to win this match, they're going to have to score a goal." (Jimmy Hill -- BBC) "Beethoven, Kurtag, Charles Ives, Debussey -- four very different names." (Presenter, BBC Proms, Radio 3) "Cystitis is a living death, it really is. Nobody ever talks about it, but if I was faced with a choice between having my arms removed and getting cystitis, I'd wave goodbye to my arms quite happily." (Louise Wener (of Sleeper) in Q Magazine) "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field." (Metro Radio Sports Commentary) Listener : "My most embarrassing moment was when my artificial leg fell off at the altar on my wedding day." Simon Fanshawe : "How awful! Do you still have an artificial leg?" (Talk Radio) Interviewer : "So did you see which train crashed into which train first?" 15-year-old : "No, they both ran into each other at the same time." (BBC Radio 4)
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Post by Lily on Jul 11, 2006 17:59:03 GMT
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